Taking a "client" to an audition today. He’s the fucked up kid brother of a good friend, and has wonderful magnetism, so I suggested he try out for a reality show! Unfortunately I need to drive him there… why not become a full service agent! I wonder how many people know that I've nearly memorized Jerry Maguire. Prolly should watch it again tonite…we'll see what happens. With me going on auditions myself, maybe I'll even hook something. I'm not the type to want to be on-camera, odd huh? One would think I adore attention and love to be personable and involved, the life of the party. But on-camera, well, everyone looks bad on-camera to me. Like everyone, even most movie stars and what they have to do TO NOT look bad on camera, is ridiculous. But whatever, I'd settle for being the stereotype at this point. Not because I'd like to be the next Omorosa or whatever, but just 'cause I'd enjoy keeping people on their toes. Non-Stop Fun and Action. She's a Liberal. She's Gay. She's Bi? She's Black. She's Racist. She's an "Oreo". She's got an accent? I do! But it's just not an accent, it's an accent less accent. Not so much an accent but a rural type speech pattern acquired in the rural areas of Cali…frack. SLO's not REALLY rural, it's just weird. Freaking castles and cobblestones, I kid you not…anyways, just babbling, gotta get going. Plenty of phone calls to make before I have to leave…
2002 / Writing