2024-2025

Brat packs (notes from the ghost files 👻)

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I ain’t phucked a hottieYes, to a twink or twoOk, threeBut an officially wantedhot guy man?Yes, probably true, only wants mefor my influenceNot to mention if ya stand next to meYou’re famous in less than 3 years

One who must considerArrangements and tryNegotiations in bed amuses meHaving been on the bed of a celebrityI faced my worst fearOf being the other woman,Being a cheaterAnd properly declinedSo why would I change ethics now?Here, when I have been biden time?

Not even for eyelashes like thatOr lips or let’s just say aThoughtfully put together packageWasn’t a beer can, but a mag light thatI will however consider carefullyThat dating younger has its perksNamely you’re unlikely to beSitting on someone’s dadWith someone’s mom wonderingWhere her husband really is

I’d estimate much of masculinityWas already a little wobblyOn fidelity prior to pandemicAnd SnapchatBut now guys gatherTogether in snapgroupsTo discuss womenShare pics and videoBragging rightsConquest!

Me, I broke in via sheer strengthUnlike other womenI eat men for breakfastLunch, dinner,Then sometimes go backFor two snacks 😋

I switch sides all the timeBack in 2008 I had a softie spotFor the guys you think of incelsI worked as a CTO forA pickup artist communityAnd honed my neuro linguisticsWorking with men whoNeeded real assistanceLearning what women wantedIf they ever ever everWanted to get laid

(Sidenote: means incels paidMe the money I used to buildUp bi and LGBTQMight even owe those weirdosQueer marriage cause that timeI threw down to get Lt Dan ChoiSome support, he’s the guyI’d say did most to segue DADT to libertyBut per usual it’s gonna be white menThis #lovewins crowd recognizes first)

Now, Having worked also in adultEntertainment in production(Same sex girl girl, Dani’s hard drivewhat up to One of my bestbosses ever, that Cisco)Yall should know I ain’t have ANYLike zero problems with legal nudityJust get turned off by no releaseSo I’ve always had a soft spot forMaking sure we all get offAnd the likelihood being so highHas always been a lovely benefitOf being an active LGBTQI

In the community I came up inWe talk givers and receiversMatch the needs and provideDelightful aftercareMeaning we follow upCheck in on feelings evenWhile keeping it realOn how often we availableBecause it’s ok to be openGaping even 🥵

This is what we needto also bring overWith this Grindr approachStraight guys are “dating” withWe need to push backon terrible sex in straightish handsAnd these roamingpacks of brat men#TakeBackTheDateDear ladies, and do insistOn phone/video firstYour place or theirsFood/or Ice Cream On demandHave a list my friendsAs a f list celeb I content dateSo you’re in my bed for my pleasureWhich happens to be showing offAs Surely someone noticed?So any guy is welcome, after signed releaseAnd tests but instead of a thousand guysLined up, I’m looking for a thousand orgasmsOf my own to share,

Gays say why would Icare Faith Cheltenham?I say, well it’d be nice ifY’all and all these bi guysYou secretly spend so much time withMissed another HIV crisis!Which I see as a real possibilityWhen so many men are unprotectedHaving group parties to comparePersonal squirt distanceOr share trans women sex workersThe parties I’m seeingDon’t just feature handlebar mustachesFrom the 80’s, they also have same drugsAnd similar sad people on their way to die

Not many single women are in the lifestyleToo long, not usually activeAfter so much misuse and abuseIt can make ya feel bad and not goodI’ve helped countless women escape kinkBondage, S/M, and know it to beA direct connection to American slaveryNow it’s slipping in whether it’s bratsWho usually get tamed in S/MOr spit because in that sexHurting is goodAgain and againFor who?

Then again who am I, to notWant to slap a little too,And degrade a white guyBut it’s not the same being usedCalled a cum sluttreated like a dumpster

It’s not like being turned onBy a caress, a touch,Wanting me hard against youThat’s all most of us girls needJust in case you’re here to learn

For women don’t getTurned on by peen picsNor how many times a manJerks his jerk stickUnless it’s extremely cinematic(Thinking of just one guy now😈)

We women get going ontouch, affection and connectionTalking decades of researchPersonal or otherwiseWe women want a personWho has some ideaOf what they doingWith us, not just themMeaning you’re not a holeYou’re a person beingTouched real like Velveteen.

This ignorance is weirdWhy have sex with womenAnd never care if they actually enjoyOr pretend you did, unless it’s reallyHomoerotic and all aboutHow many times can this thingGo off so I can show my boys?Like my dudes how gay?😂

Old news reallyBack in the dayI snuck into boys bathroomsTo write down notes of the thingsThe guys said they did or wanted toThen I went and used themfor my own uses, back beforeI had the internet to tell me such thingsLike Harriet the spy with eyesFor peen and a shared love of titties

I’d say by 7th gradeI’d gotten a reputationFor being a girlWithout a parent to take careAnd thus I survived on my ownBattles and wars, gang rapes and moreOnly to say to self, did you survive for so little?

Took myself on a tour of good vibrationsOut there in San FranSat my vag down in front of a mirrorRead Dr Carol Queen and learned how to recoverMy own orgasms from decades of harm

When you can come like I doThe only shame is not sharing itBut young people don’t appreciate what it meansTo have pleasure, they are kinked out on painThey seek the next high, so it makes sense

Within about ten yearswe will recognize that aftera certain age, men will onlyget sex if they pay; having oftenEliminated all dating optionsToo early in their livesHow you gonna get around spreadsheets hmm

Women Will be different, we stay attractiveAnd we can find love across generationsSo these apps aint like rideshare for Vagina,But really they delivery for dicksAnd girls, we always ride for free!And its whenever you want itBut it’s gotta be right nowOr they’ve already nutted🥜😬

That would be the market advantageTo men sharing us virtually like playing cardsThis is the modern eraof what in the 90’sWe called ain’t no funIf homies don’t share noneWhere instead of our real bodyIt’s snaps and photosTake pics using iPad of galsOn apps you think cant be screenshotThen women and girls are passed aroundLike meat, like treats, and never treasureAnd you’re surprised about murder rates?Don’t worry I leaked my tits so you don’t have toProving many censors on apps block boobsBut never ever pussy or peen

Such things relate.When breasts aren’t on the tableWhy are we, for isn’t that a wonderful zoneThat we women enjoy played with?Again and again, apps proveThey aren’t working for womenI ain’t cheap like definitely worthFar more than money, and certainly aA coach purse🤣

To keep as safe as possible, I hostor visit during daytimesStill doesn’t stop guys from being guys.Luckily, as an asexual bisexual,I can close that doorLeaving it open to my ownPersonal adult entertainmentsAnd that’s about it unlessAnother six years go byAnd I remember to tryOr happen to run intoa really nice manOtherwise ladies I can confirmYou can live without it, and good!

Barely worth itWhen even the hottest guysHave a big catch, and it’s notjust emotional distance.

When we have worked so hardTo protect those that we loveMany of us womenAre turning away from any guySharing memes of spitting girlAnd you can feel itThe chill is realEverywhere women are leavingMaking our own groupskeeping men outStarting to realize the boys clubIsn’t a theory it’s a real placeThey call the internet the manosphere

Long past time we had our ownAnd not some toxic shitWhere we get to girl fightKick bitches who can onlybitch at girls to the curbOtherwise all the dudes winAnd did we grow upThinking they’d beat usIn everythingIncluding our faces?

Time for war,Time to win.Legs closed,#BoycottMen

(Unless a really nice one is available a little later…😂)