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2022-2023

CELEBRITY MANAGER

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She said doesn't Soundlike you Have many real friendsAnd she was rightThat celebrity manager
She said doesn't itFeel like you'reSurrounded by enemyAnd never a true friendShe asked wouldn'tYou rather bring forwardPeople you actually like?
And I must be honestI'd never thought enough Aboutwith whom I surrounded Myselfbeyond people who gaveRides or free tickets to Other placesAnd didn't quite prioritizepeople who will have your backAnd speak their mindAbout you and miss youWhen they do
People who already beenThru fire with youThru and thruAnd at Comic Conmore than once in SD too(A true test of any relationship)
Those people I’ve always hadOn shelves for later orKept as sacred cowsTo never seeSlaughteredJust simply adored
I never even consideredThinking mostof only my personalFavorites and yaKnow who liked treated me best?Until that celebrity manager asked meDoesn’t it feel like you have a lot of enemies?Yes, I was surrounded by gunsAll pointed inwardsBy supposed friends
What a delightAnd horror it isTo be any kind of celebrityTo cut like a knifeChaff from wheatPeople from livesAnd imagined dreamsThankfully theyHave celebrity managersTo ask very hard questions for them
Why shouldn’t IOr youlive like we gota celebrity managerInside our own headUrging us to do our bestAnd forget about the restConstantly pressingAll the time for usas if their own payDepended on our worth
Live as if someone caredAnd before you know itSomeone will
Celebrity managersaid doesn'tSound like youHave many friendsBut the ones I haveAre most preciousAnd worthy of my protection
Perhaps if we treatedEvery person with the sameBright bold affectionAnd big loveThat we have for starswe would see we Allare absolutely just the most amazingAnd every single one of usis already famousTo someone somewhere
That quote nothing existenceHas days richer and filled with more laughsThan most actual celebrity yearsSo I tell folks just avoid avoidAnything like some kind of celebrityWhere people rise up to kiss buttAnd constantly think we could be friends!When really
She said doesn't Soundlike you Have many real friendsAnd she was rightThat celebrity manager
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