See, I am all about the flavored lube // But I must admit these dating apps… // To you boys hard and fast like you like it // Buy a bitch like me flowersPhuck even dinnerBefore you mentionYou wanna stick it in herYou filthy phucking men // Wait let me guess it gets hard?See, I am all about the flavored lube // But I must admit these dating apps… // To you boys hard and fast like you like it // Buy a bitch like me flowersPhuck even dinnerBefore you mentionYou wanna stick it in herYou filthy phucking men // Wait let me guess it gets hard?
But I must admit these dating apps… // To you boys hard and fast like you like it // Buy a bitch like me flowersPhuck even dinnerBefore you mentionYou wanna stick it in herYou filthy phucking men // Wait let me guess it gets hard? // Not men, but boys.Wondering why they can’t stay hardSex is so much more than satisfactionBut only gentleman know thisYou filthy phucking pricksBut I must admit these dating apps… // To you boys hard and fast like you like it // Buy a bitch like me flowersPhuck even dinnerBefore you mentionYou wanna stick it in herYou filthy phucking men // Wait let me guess it gets hard? // Not men, but boys.Wondering why they can’t stay hardSex is so much more than satisfactionBut only gentleman know thisYou filthy phucking pricks
To you boys hard and fast like you like it // Buy a bitch like me flowersPhuck even dinnerBefore you mentionYou wanna stick it in herYou filthy phucking men // Wait let me guess it gets hard? // Not men, but boys.Wondering why they can’t stay hardSex is so much more than satisfactionBut only gentleman know thisYou filthy phucking pricks // Ya filthy phucking menUsers, abusers, and u phuckboisWatch out for us modern af womenWe Dance AwayWaving Good TittyGood Bye byeTo you boys hard and fast like you like it // Buy a bitch like me flowersPhuck even dinnerBefore you mentionYou wanna stick it in herYou filthy phucking men // Wait let me guess it gets hard? // Not men, but boys.Wondering why they can’t stay hardSex is so much more than satisfactionBut only gentleman know thisYou filthy phucking pricks // Ya filthy phucking menUsers, abusers, and u phuckboisWatch out for us modern af womenWe Dance AwayWaving Good TittyGood Bye bye
Buy a bitch like me flowersPhuck even dinnerBefore you mentionYou wanna stick it in herYou filthy phucking men // Wait let me guess it gets hard? // Not men, but boys.Wondering why they can’t stay hardSex is so much more than satisfactionBut only gentleman know thisYou filthy phucking pricks // Ya filthy phucking menUsers, abusers, and u phuckboisWatch out for us modern af womenWe Dance AwayWaving Good TittyGood Bye bye // Meaning you’re at homeBuy a bitch like me flowersPhuck even dinnerBefore you mentionYou wanna stick it in herYou filthy phucking men // Wait let me guess it gets hard? // Not men, but boys.Wondering why they can’t stay hardSex is so much more than satisfactionBut only gentleman know thisYou filthy phucking pricks // Ya filthy phucking menUsers, abusers, and u phuckboisWatch out for us modern af womenWe Dance AwayWaving Good TittyGood Bye bye // Meaning you’re at home
2024-2025
#VaginaAppDelivery (curses from dating apps)
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(Hold on,Let me spit on itLike a weak girlWho don’t know nada bout blowjobsSee, I am all about the flavored lubeAnd have decades of experience,But I must admit these dating apps…Ain’t about that, in fact let me give itTo you boys hard and fast like you like itShhhh, it’ll be over soon)Buy a bitch like me flowersPhuck even dinnerBefore you mentionYou wanna stick it in herYou filthy phucking menLet’s cover some basicsNo one owes you shitAnd do you know?Yes, your eggplantGrew EXACTLY the sameas the rest of ‘em!Wait let me guess it gets hard?Like a rock, was it?Not men, but boys.Wondering why they can’t stay hardSex is so much more than satisfactionBut only gentleman know thisYou filthy phucking pricksI still phuck y’all but damnIf I don’t pray for you to changeStop calling me slut, and use my nameBetter yet, ask me what I like to be calledCause I ain’t babe, baby, or sweetie eitherYa filthy phucking menUsers, abusers, and u phuckboisWatch out for us modern af womenWe Dance AwayWaving Good TittyGood Bye byeYou can’t even touch us and won’tif you treat dating apps like #VaginaAppDeliveryMeaning you’re at homeJerking off to my vaginaon an appand never getting meOr any girl cause sweetie I’m easy…So stay soft you filthy phucking menThese sex apps about to be 100% dudes All women deserve moreAin’t no one’s mama march for this!Women can say no and always blockWe share the tea of bad guys as warningWe can survive a generation of boys unmannedMen skip words from women on appsThey thumbs up and ignoreAny message after they confirm datesShowing up after silence to insert a dlike a mother phucking magicianonly For them and their interestto disappear just as quicklyThey’ll use you like a hoe, without payStriking dirty talk, discussing their kinksAs if you was paid to listen, because hun,a woman at home certainly isn’t!Women too can be one and done.Ladies? At this ratio?You better be using these men like recyclables and call it green sexDon’t give even text, not until you phucking get 👏🏾They treat you like treasure, or thanks, next.Disposable these men!And when your guy is walking the dog?Be sure he’s not hitting onsingle me or single men tooand asking for a quick blowon the app he deletes before he get backBoycott bad phucking men!Yes, si, you can and shouldDate younger and require the same exact respectK Cav had her a Montana Younger Man,and wasn’t he fine af?Even played videogames with her kid? Sign me upAs a successful woman wanting to meet moreMen who can travel and share life with me🙏🏾It’s still about control, but this generation it’s ours.That’s why they coming for women worldwide.They don’t want the freedom for our open legs.They want bad sex for us, and to keep us enslaved.So baby, every orgasm is now a defeat for the terrorist!Keep eyes for gentlemenwho still existLiving well n goodlike we all shouldLest we continue to meetand mate filthy phucking menAnd to my own phuckbois?Here’s a wee little prayer from a womanwho knows just how bad you deserve it:“Dear Lord, may these dudes stay soft,And never ever get hard,if they keep up with their ‘what you been up to’followed by some basic as phuck beg for sex,among their opening linesas if they weren’t more thandogs humping my legAnd may all these “subs” who don’t reciprocatebe forgotten, tied up and locked up in a closet.Amen.”With no shame,Let me tell you I wentahead and said phuck me!Changed my ol’ Dating Etiquetteand readily agreedBut only when it’s Dick deliveryAnd I ride all night for free!But my guys,l'd (almost) ratherbe celibate,like many other women,if it's just guysflapping skin at mefrom here on in.Sending videos of jerks jerkinghas got to be the quickest wayfor a guy to never get laid.Always include your face,If you want them ladyparts warm!These guys aren’t saying,but their wholesale bad behaviorhas left them with little to no free sexsince before the pandemic.Putting women entirely in powerof this equation for the first time.So I hear young women turn datinginto purchase order work,making dating full contact sportLadies, I had over ten thousand matchesAs a Black bisexual curvy Trump voterThese are real 42G’w but actingAs thefaythPUALet me speak to you girls about pick upWomen need to Talk tits outChange all profile picsTo Never feature your freaking faceWhen these guys don’t thinkWith that part,Better to post a saucy full bodyAnd have on hand some tasteful nudesFirst date is now sextsMeaning if they can’t even talk?Hun, You ain’t even got to get out of bed!Make it work my girls, I did!Chat with hundreds of guys like me,and block quicklyThere is enough to go around,But one must search to be foundMeanwhile I expect teen girlsStill lie about their age, as is traditionEnding up at dudes housesEnding up next to be dead or disappearedUsing the one app their parents never hadIt’s called Snapchat, and kids need it checkedTwice a day as messages disappear dailyOr guess what? So do they!Us grown and in the know(Waves hands in bisexual)We Invite lovers overKnowing that’s safer thanthe house of a strangerWith our security door cameraOur next door neighborsAnd friends waiting for us to check inNot to mention all our hidden knivesLess opportunity crime, more fun timesWe need to talk more about safe sexMeaning the kind of good sexthat also keeps You from being killedAnd the many like me wishingfor that 90’s romcom endingmust fight for a worldthat prioritizes the joy of love,Real passion, and tantricnot just legs up, untilvaginal and anal prolapse.So if you haven't gottenlaid in a while, I hopemy travails may help.Bring on the affection andmaintain communication,Or set a schedule and keep it,Deploy aftercare when you see her,and you'll see her again.Or, like I said,it's off to the next, andhere’s a link to my OnlyFansWhy ever would a ladyAgree to see one guy againWho texts 50 times prior,and 5 after, with hundreds of guysAround every corner?Faith analysis suggestsGuys really don’t getTheir only competitive advantageIs to dig in, provide affection,And try to be likable,or be ready to say helloto a still single self at 60But thank you:My guys all of you and your peenIt's me who now sends YOU kisses,pretending I was listeningWhen indeed, this was all aFantastic phucking layupFor my return to a publicI clearly need to speak withWe always had the answerRight in front of usJust remove human sexualityfrom hands of money and techAnd yeah we could all be getting itNow, Don’t get me wrong, this lack ofReal sex Ed, the kind that teaches youHow to orgasm repeatedly like me,is near gone, but Mistress FaithIs back like a B to teach yallFor when young womenactually b spitting on these,I hope we can collectivelyrecognize really bad sexIs going mainstreamNothing worse than frictionwhen you could be really slippingLast drop of Lady Sex advice?AstroGlide!