This is so good,I mean gosh dangI might have livedMy whole lifeLooking to capitalizeOn men so casuallyCruel they of the opinionAināt no one following theirTools, their dicks and flawsBut baby Iām the bitchWho needs no notebook!Favorite so far?Lemme tell you,Itās the Wedding Guy!You start up a chatAnd arenāt sure why this guyIs exactly interestingIs as smart as he thinks he isBut heās sure charming manHeās Morrissey on steroidsWith the love bombs andSending of kissesAs he tells you he gotta getready for his sisterās weddingSo you chat daily as he prepsAnd repeat your boundariesThatās youāre into a relationshipOr want to make a plan, soThanks, and bye but he saysHey, itās my sisters weddingGive me some time.Meaning, youāre histo sext for the week.And aināt that sweet you thinkBut honey, you met this boyOn a dating app in 2024Where nothing is realSo letās take a tripOn a little fantasyAnd take a peek atWhat could be theAbsolutely the sweetestLittle scamAnd maybe anyonecould use it?Honestly itās a bit cute,Likely even adorableBy identifying value and careA man instantly becomesmore prettyStands out from the crowdAll the way to the night beforethe wedding when maybeYou can help baby boyfeel less stressed aAnd again, as soonas squirt gets twice wetHeās got what he wantsAnd then mid day messagesDisappear along with himAnd all these otherGoddamn Dick MagiciansHeās got another sister, doesnāt he?And sheās getting married next week,Or, so I imagine heās telling someone elseAs for me, nah!Shame that, could have swornI write as good, or as cleverAs Lewis Carrollš°Faith Cheltenhamis in your dating apps.Youāve been warnedand warned.I use my name in my bioand everything š