Baby I’m Black Like
When Suge Knight See Me
He Go Faith, It’s Been Too Long
(And it has, he’s a better
man than has been said)
Baby I’m Black like I told
mean white kids MLK Jr
Was my daddy when I was little
so they’d have to do math

Baby I’m Black like
My hips and my thighs
Like the inside of my lip
And underneath my tongue
Lives darkness swallowed by sun

I’m Black like
Ice Cube owes me a favor
But he know I ain’t cashing in
So I can almost always be like
yo what’s up homie on an email
No beef with Cube, Friday for life

but I am Black like
I been in fights with: Rosa Parks,
Dang near towering over
her wearing that necklace
Me disagreeing openly
but honestly she was right

Ms Parks I do further apologize 🙏🏾
and now I’m running the business
she told me to when I was ten
Working on my first billion
Not to mention my fight with Toni Morrison
but who couldn’t with us
being the bitches we bitches were then?

Angela Davis called me yelling cause
did I out a bitch, why fucking yes.
Nah, you don’t get to use up women.
And call yourself a radical
unless you radically rapist.
Ain’t that right Dana
don’t have me call you Queen
not with how many times Latifah
had to hear from friends of me
quick n quietly over her
love of 18 year old dancers!

And don’t even get me going on that
Janelle, cause it’s only after
I and others made it ok to live
That this one wanna claim BlaQue queer
Where was ya when we was dying?
Hmmm, saying Essence they lying?
Hmm back when dirty computer
was way clean
Always suited booted
Tied Up in a closet

Do you but don’t expect
me to smile
or even acknowledge ya
when so many died
Every time you all called
being a lesbian terrible

Fuck this tea is hot ain’t it
but let me not keep it dark
when Jodi Foster tried
to have me sign
an NDA to keep her closet,
my sin, having a roomie
who worked for her
and me being an activist queer.

Wasn’t it Bruce Vilanch
who I screenshot
And posted when he
glorified the deaths of bi men?

Cyndi Lauper
don’t have to fear me
But she takes a step
the fuck back when she see me
Screwing Faith Cheltenham over
Do make one nervous
(time after time)

Ryan Murphy, I had to let it go
But history will judge you
And find my earliest concerns valid
Women and people of color
Underpaid, never written in our skin
Only as dream or nightmare
You are the terror
but one can remain hopeful
That all them womenfolk
will eventually rub off

Boy George, let’s keep it short.
That’s it bitch, I love you.
Like I did George Michael.
And I’m glad I got to tell him.

But y’all need to understand that
For decades the gays,
were actually a whole
bi enemy of mine,
zero fucks given.

But let’s see back to other fights with me
Yes there’s a number with every President
Not to mention the spreadsheets of sources
I send journalists seeking to hold
bad radicals 100% accountable
Bisexual, and yes both
sides now is my operating manual

As far as boycotts which obviously is
An inside joke between me and Ms Parks
We have several I started and found
later in the hands of Black men,
like most of my hashtags

So there’s BoycottNFL which I started
when Colin began to kneel,
and few supported his light skin zeal.
Not to mention BoycottNYCPride
for a black bi guy
that saw countless letters directed
at corporate sponsors since guess
who has closeted bisexuals
nearly everywhere, huh?

And let’s always bring up
BoycottStarbucks because I did try
and go small, but after being ignored
and not being able to pee
During White House meetings in DC,
I gave up and didn’t let up
until Shultz was stepped down,
Not even for a minute.

Faith Cheltenham then is
Black like Black brainiac
Black like fucking your shit up
and guess what,
you’re gonna like it,
fuck you’re gonna love it
When I’m fighting I’m also loving right?
I’m also lifting up the people you should see
While trying to delete the bad from view

So who telling you about
Ayo and the Bear first
back when FX had white Ryan to promote
but I got Lips and Southside’s back for life,
or frfr anytime we got
3 Black cast members.
Or I’m all about my grandma people
Native America has me
To send stories and dreams
To share the sea and the prayers
To hear the medicine and love this land
And nah, no one pays me,
and honestly I do it because

Baby I’m Black like that
And that’s how we act
We love and react
We give and don’t take
And it’s our world now to remake
All over don’t you see em
They wanna be Black like me
They wanna have skin that glows like fire
They wanna dance and hit beats,
not break em like raygun

And you know what? Let them!
Let them hire you to learn to dance,
to walk, talk, eat, and do hair,
Need a whole team out to Australia!
In fact I’m now announcing slavery 3.0
Ya know the one where
we recognize vulnerable as superior
Put these owners in the chains
they wanted all along
And walk them like dogs
Ruff Ruff Bark Bark motherfuckers

Listen, some things are good
to take away from queer spaces!

So honey, be Black like me, and
charge the fuck out of them
For every whip and beat
For every chance to be more complete
This they want, and world won’t repair itself
God said it best, but Faith also
invites you to help yourself

Because baby they
wanna be
Black like me
So everyone one that is, sell it.
Shopify, Amazon Black Seller,
WooCommerce, OnlyFans, Square, or
Pick you a platform before
More light people and whites even
Make all this money on us,
They love us, so show us the money
Honey, you wanna be Black like me!