I ain’t phucked a hottie
Yes, to a twink or two
Ok, three
But an officially wanted
hot guy man?
Yes, probably true, only wants me
for my influence
Not to mention if ya stand next to me
You’re famous in less than 3 years

One who must consider
Arrangements and try
Negotiations in bed amuses me
Having been on the bed of a celebrity
I faced my worst fear
Of being the other woman,
Being a cheater
And properly declined
So why would I change ethics now?
Here, when I have been biden time?

Not even for eyelashes like that
Or lips or let’s just say a
Thoughtfully put together package
Wasn’t a beer can, but a mag light that
I will however consider carefully
That dating younger has its perks
Namely you’re unlikely to be
Sitting on someone’s dad
With someone’s mom wondering
Where her husband really is

I’d estimate much of masculinity
Was already a little wobbly
On fidelity prior to pandemic
And Snapchat
But now guys gather
Together in snapgroups
To discuss women
Share pics and video
Bragging rights
Conquest!

Me, I broke in via sheer strength
Unlike other women
I eat men for breakfast
Lunch, dinner,
Then sometimes go back
For two snacks 😋

I switch sides all the time
Back in 2008 I had a softie spot
For the guys you think of incels
I worked as a CTO for
A pickup artist community
And honed my neuro linguistics
Working with men who
Needed real assistance
Learning what women wanted
If they ever ever ever
Wanted to get laid

(Sidenote: means incels paid
Me the money I used to build
Up bi and LGBTQ
Might even owe those weirdos
Queer marriage cause that time
I threw down to get Lt Dan Choi
Some support, he’s the guy
I’d say did most to segue DADT to liberty
But per usual it’s gonna be white men
This #lovewins crowd recognizes first)

Now, Having worked also in adult
Entertainment in production
(Same sex girl girl, Dani’s hard drive
what up to One of my best
bosses ever, that Cisco)
Yall should know I ain’t have ANY
Like zero problems with legal nudity
Just get turned off by no release
So I’ve always had a soft spot for
Making sure we all get off
And the likelihood being so high
Has always been a lovely benefit
Of being an active LGBTQI

In the community I came up in
We talk givers and receivers
Match the needs and provide
Delightful aftercare
Meaning we follow up
Check in on feelings even
While keeping it real
On how often we available
Because it’s ok to be open
Gaping even 🥵

This is what we need
to also bring over
With this Grindr approach
Straight guys are “dating” with
We need to push back
on terrible sex in straightish hands
And these roaming
packs of brat men
#TakeBackTheDate
Dear ladies, and do insist
On phone/video first
Your place or theirs
Food/or Ice Cream On demand
Have a list my friends
As a f list celeb I content date
So you’re in my bed for my pleasure
Which happens to be showing off
As Surely someone noticed?
So any guy is welcome, after signed release
And tests but instead of a thousand guys
Lined up, I’m looking for a thousand orgasms
Of my own to share,

Gays say why would I
care Faith Cheltenham?
I say, well it’d be nice if
Y’all and all these bi guys
You secretly spend so much time with
Missed another HIV crisis!
Which I see as a real possibility
When so many men are unprotected
Having group parties to compare
Personal squirt distance
Or share trans women sex workers
The parties I’m seeing
Don’t just feature handlebar mustaches
From the 80’s, they also have same drugs
And similar sad people on their way to die

Not many single women are in the lifestyle
Too long, not usually active
After so much misuse and abuse
It can make ya feel bad and not good
I’ve helped countless women escape kink
Bondage, S/M, and know it to be
A direct connection to American slavery
Now it’s slipping in whether it’s brats
Who usually get tamed in S/M
Or spit because in that sex
Hurting is good
Again and again
For who?

Then again who am I, to not
Want to slap a little too,
And degrade a white guy
But it’s not the same being used
Called a cum slut
treated like a dumpster

It’s not like being turned on
By a caress, a touch,
Wanting me hard against you
That’s all most of us girls need
Just in case you’re here to learn

For women don’t get
Turned on by peen pics
Nor how many times a man
Jerks his jerk stick
Unless it’s extremely cinematic
(Thinking of just one guy now😈)

We women get going on
touch, affection and connection
Talking decades of research
Personal or otherwise
We women want a person
Who has some idea
Of what they doing
With us, not just them
Meaning you’re not a hole
You’re a person being
Touched real like Velveteen.

This ignorance is weird
Why have sex with women
And never care if they actually enjoy
Or pretend you did, unless it’s really
Homoerotic and all about
How many times can this thing
Go off so I can show my boys?
Like my dudes how gay?😂

Old news really
Back in the day
I snuck into boys bathrooms
To write down notes of the things
The guys said they did or wanted to
Then I went and used them
for my own uses, back before
I had the internet to tell me such things
Like Harriet the spy with eyes
For peen and a shared love of titties

I’d say by 7th grade
I’d gotten a reputation
For being a girl
Without a parent to take care
And thus I survived on my own
Battles and wars, gang rapes and more
Only to say to self, did you survive for so little?

Took myself on a tour of good vibrations
Out there in San Fran
Sat my vag down in front of a mirror
Read Dr Carol Queen and learned how to recover
My own orgasms from decades of harm

When you can come like I do
The only shame is not sharing it
But young people don’t appreciate what it means
To have pleasure, they are kinked out on pain
They seek the next high, so it makes sense

Within about ten years
we will recognize that after
a certain age, men will only
get sex if they pay; having often
Eliminated all dating options
Too early in their lives
How you gonna get around spreadsheets hmm

Women Will be different, we stay attractive
And we can find love across generations
So these apps aint like rideshare for Vagina,
But really they delivery for dicks
And girls, we always ride for free!
And its whenever you want it
But it’s gotta be right now
Or they’ve already nutted🥜😬

That would be the market advantage
To men sharing us virtually like playing cards
This is the modern era
of what in the 90’s
We called ain’t no fun
If homies don’t share none
Where instead of our real body
It’s snaps and photos
Take pics using iPad of gals
On apps you think cant be screenshot
Then women and girls are passed around
Like meat, like treats, and never treasure
And you’re surprised about murder rates?
Don’t worry I leaked my tits so you don’t have to
Proving many censors on apps block boobs
But never ever pussy or peen

Such things relate.
When breasts aren’t on the table
Why are we, for isn’t that a wonderful zone
That we women enjoy played with?
Again and again, apps prove
They aren’t working for women
I ain’t cheap like definitely worth
Far more than money, and certainly a
A coach purse🤣

To keep as safe as possible, I host
or visit during daytimes
Still doesn’t stop guys from being guys.
Luckily, as an asexual bisexual,
I can close that door
Leaving it open to my own
Personal adult entertainments
And that’s about it unless
Another six years go by
And I remember to try
Or happen to run into
a really nice man
Otherwise ladies I can confirm
You can live without it, and good!

Barely worth it
When even the hottest guys
Have a big catch, and it’s not
just emotional distance.

When we have worked so hard
To protect those that we love
Many of us women
Are turning away from any guy
Sharing memes of spitting girl
And you can feel it
The chill is real
Everywhere women are leaving
Making our own groups
keeping men out
Starting to realize the boys club
Isn’t a theory it’s a real place
They call the internet the manosphere

Long past time we had our own
And not some toxic shit
Where we get to girl fight
Kick bitches who can only
bitch at girls to the curb
Otherwise all the dudes win
And did we grow up
Thinking they’d beat us
In everything
Including our faces?

Time for war,
Time to win.
Legs closed,
#BoycottMen

(Unless a really nice one is available a little later…😂)