I’d stay in jacket
Long as I could
Never shrugging it off
Hot, till I’d be passing out
I’d do anything not to be found out

With them breasts of mine hidden
I felt treated like a human
My ideas valued and heard
Perhaps that’s never been true
Perhaps men can smell tits like these
And the whole time?
They were imagining me without clothes

All those “hmmms” and “you may have
something there” make more sense
In the context where men must learn to see
Women as more than a ho(le) but how to do so
Without becoming hella dude about it?

Women got mean and maybe
that’s always been so
Always been the meanest bitches
just like there’s been even meaner bitches
like me who battle them too

These women frown on boobs like mine
Never ever helped when office men was eyeing me
Saying “have you tried buttoning that one?”
Not “hey, I think Macy’s has blazers on sale”
So from almost the beginning I sat with the men
Even them that fondled me, but then?

I’d quit and take with me all they knew
Sometimes I’d curse them too
And got a reputation
While
That
Whole
Time
These
Tits
Was Harassed
And definitely this Massive Ass

Until an I existed
Free from movements who harm
Free to do as Americans do
To share these tea and a, so delicious
Ask self now:
How many thousands have seen so far?
Just while my titties were in testing mode?

Cause I stay global and
tits out, azz up is not
Just my new calling card
It’s a warrior cry
I am woman
I am mother
I am female
And last time they called me different?
I’ll decided I’d go sit on a face
who deserves it, honey
And make me that money

Why turn down 10,000 plus men?
Just because they only want sex
Or to pay me for pics?
Not to mention these guys obsessed
with my size 11 in women feet

So do bitch out my ladies
It’s time to claim your sex
From these weak little girls who spit
And I mean all of it
Sell it shake it make it mean money
Not selling sex my love, the real desire?
Just the sight of us, that access, that onlyfan
Yes, dears, Mommies are in!

Whether the attention is real
Or not, that’s what they want
Always did
Poor unfortunate souls
We’ll own this world in just a generation
If all women who can provide access
Only do so for hard cash or real affection ✌🏾
Or at the very least, actual orgasms ma’am!

It’s already destroying dating apps
This mass of women who demand more
When analyzed and assessed?
It’s past time women monetize selves,
save the world and every girl too
For once our checking account value
Increased by our own vulva
So if I use my big brain to sell my big tits
What’s more feminist than this?
Lucky for me my clit is also huge
Little Ms Moneymaker me is
Proud of that too

Proud to be born girl
Of the super variety
And whether by terrible
Tragic origin story or no,
I find orgasms as easy as sneezing
Most any in bed with me
Always awards me best pleasing
Talking can even be more fun
For me, but for you?

Oh no, I know way too much
About the sheer mechanics of sex
And remember everything
So I’m loving making
Real multiple orgasms the new trend
Pretty sure we can cum
selves into world peace ✌🏾
So every day I try for three!

Bounce bounce
Tits Out Azz Up
Hit em in the face
With these hanging breasts
Which hung since the beginning
Held up in a C cup by third grade
And hang bigger on me still
Ain’t I a woman when my periods
Are harder than most women?
Ain’t I a girl when I insist
I’ll never fake it again
Not for any man?

Hmm, and huh,
Maybe I’m just a 22nd century bitch
But I’m gonna give em a milf taste
Get em to vote rump
And contribute to a better world😘