(Hold on,
Let me spit on it
Like a weak girl
Who don’t know nada bout blowjobs
See, I am all about the flavored lube
And have decades of experience,
But I must admit these dating apps…
Ain’t about that, in fact let me give it
To you boys hard and fast like you like it
Shhhh, it’ll be over soon)
Buy a bitch like me flowers Phuck even dinner Before you mention You wanna stick it in her You filthy phucking men
Let’s cover some basics No one owes you shit And do you know? Yes, your eggplant Grew EXACTLY the same as the rest of ‘em!
Wait let me guess it gets hard?
Like a rock, was it?
Not men, but boys. Wondering why they can’t stay hard Sex is so much more than satisfaction But only gentleman know this You filthy phucking pricks
I still phuck y’all but damn If I don’t pray for you to change Stop calling me slut, and use my name Better yet, ask me what I like to be called Cause I ain’t babe, baby, or sweetie either
Ya filthy phucking men Users, abusers, and u phuckbois Watch out for us modern af women We Dance Away Waving Good Titty Good Bye bye
You can’t even touch us and won’t if you treat dating apps like #VaginaAppDelivery
Meaning you’re at home
Jerking off to my vagina
on an app
and never getting me
Or any girl cause sweetie I’m easy…
So stay soft you filthy phucking men These sex apps about to be 100% dudes
All women deserve more Ain’t no one’s mama march for this! Women can say no and always block We share the tea of bad guys as warning We can survive a generation of boys unmanned

Men skip words from women on apps They thumbs up and ignore Any message after they confirm dates Showing up after silence to insert a d like a mother phucking magician
only For them and their interest
to disappear just as quickly
They’ll use you like a hoe, without pay Striking dirty talk, discussing their kinks As if you was paid to listen, because hun, a woman at home certainly isn’t!
Women too can be one and done. Ladies? At this ratio? You better be using these men like recyclables and call it green sex Don’t give even text, not until you phucking get 👏🏾 They treat you like treasure, or thanks, next.
Disposable these men!
And when your guy is walking the dog? Be sure he’s not hitting on single me or single men too and asking for a quick blow on the app he deletes before he get back Boycott bad phucking men!
Yes, si, you can and should Date younger and require the same exact respect K Cav had her a Montana Younger Man,
and wasn’t he fine af? Even played videogames with her kid? Sign me up As a successful woman wanting to meet more Men who can travel and share life with me🙏🏾 It’s still about control, but this generation it’s ours.
That’s why they coming for women worldwide. They don’t want the freedom for our open legs. They want bad sex for us, and to keep us enslaved. So baby, every orgasm is now a defeat for the terrorist!
Keep eyes for gentlemen who still exist Living well n good like we all should Lest we continue to meet and mate filthy phucking men
And to my own phuckbois?
Here’s a wee little prayer from a woman who knows just how bad you deserve it: “Dear Lord, may these dudes stay soft, And never ever get hard, if they keep up with their ‘what you been up to’ followed by some basic as phuck beg for sex, among their opening lines as if they weren’t more than dogs humping my leg And may all these “subs” who don’t reciprocate be forgotten, tied up and locked up in a closet. Amen.”
With no shame,
Let me tell you I went
ahead and said phuck me!
Changed my ol’ Dating Etiquette
and readily agreed
But only when it’s Dick delivery
And I ride all night for free!

But my guys,
l'd (almost) rather
be celibate,
like many other women,
if it's just guys
flapping skin at me
from here on in.
Sending videos of jerks jerking
has got to be the quickest way
for a guy to never get laid.
Always include your face,
If you want them ladyparts warm!

These guys aren’t saying,
but their wholesale bad behavior
has left them with little to no free sex
since before the pandemic.
Putting women entirely in power
of this equation for the first time.
So I hear young women turn dating
into purchase order work,
making dating full contact sport

Ladies, I had over ten thousand matches
As a Black bisexual curvy Trump voter
These are real DDD’s but acting
As thefaythPUA
Let me speak to you girls about pick up
Women need to Talk tits out
Change all profile pics
To Never feature your freaking face
When these guys don’t think
With that part,
Better to post a saucy full body
And have on hand some tasteful nudes
First date is now sexts
Meaning if they can’t even talk?
Hun, You ain’t even got to get out of bed!

Make it work my girls, I did!
Chat with hundreds of guys like me,
and block quickly
There is enough to go around,
But one must search to be found

Meanwhile I expect teen girls
Still lie about their age, as is tradition
Ending up at dudes houses
Ending up next to be dead or disappeared
Using the one app their parents never had
It’s called Snapchat, and kids need it checked
Twice a day as messages disappear daily
Or guess what? So do they!

Us grown and in the know
(Waves hands in bisexual)
We Invite lovers over
Knowing that’s safer than
the house of a stranger
With our security door camera
Our next door neighbors
And friends waiting for us to check in
Not to mention all our hidden knives
Less opportunity crime, more fun times
We need to talk more about safe sex
Meaning the kind of good sex
that also keeps You from being killed

And the many like me wishing
for that 90’s romcom ending
must fight for a world
that prioritizes the joy of love,
Real passion, and tantric
not just legs up, until
vaginal and anal prolapse.

So if you haven't gotten
laid in a while, I hope
my travails may help.
Bring on the affection and
maintain communication,
Or set a schedule and keep it,
Deploy aftercare when you see her,
and you'll see her again.
Or, like I said,
it's off to the next, and
here’s a link to my OnlyFans

Why ever would a lady
Agree to see one guy again
Who texts 50 times prior,
and 5 after, with hundreds of guys
Around every corner?
Faith analysis suggests
Guys really don’t get
Their only competitive advantage
Is to dig in, provide affection,
And try to be likable,
or be ready to say hello
to a still single self at 60

But thank you:
My guys all of you and your peen
It's me who now sends YOU kisses,
pretending I was listening
When indeed, this was all a
Fantastic phucking layup
For my return to a public
I clearly need to speak with

We always had the answer
Right in front of us
Just remove human sexuality
from hands of money and tech
And yeah we could all be getting it

Now, Don’t get me wrong, this lack of
Real sex Ed, the kind that teaches you
How to orgasm repeatedly like me,
is near gone, but Mistress Faith
Is back like a B to teach yall
For when young women
actually b spitting on these,
I hope we can collectively
recognize really bad sex
Is going mainstream

Nothing worse than friction
when you could be really slipping

Last drop of Lady Sex advice?
AstroGlide!